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About: I'm Jessica and I like movies, games, and shows. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT.

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“he inhaled his scent. he smelled of (ingredient 1), (ingredient 2) and something undefinable, that was uniquely (name of buttsex partner)”every single fanfiction uploaded in the last two years oh my god  (via brood-of-froods)

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sourcedumal:

awwww-cute:

Ready for battle


Doge is gon get u on the battlefield

sourcedumal:

awwww-cute:

Ready for battle

Doge is gon get u on the battlefield

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heavenrants:

150 Students Of Color Share Their Experiences In The “I, Too, Am NYU” Project 

The Project includes a four-page proposal of changes the students want to see

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sweetheartpleasestay:

peoplehatemefornoreason:

nude-soul:

brown girls rule the world

I’m sorry to say this but if someone said “white girls rule the world” instead of “brown girls rule the world” then we’d have a major shitstorm on our hands.

You’re right! White girls (a) don’t need to say that, and (b) would have no reason to say that because they dorule the world of beauty conventions, standards of attraction, and etc. in reality. Brown women and girls are completely undervalued, dismissed, and quite often have their focuses derailed—as you so ridiculously demonstrate here—simply because they aren’t White.

So when a brown woman says something to encourage herself and others who are generally put down for how they look with something like “we rule the world” accompanying beautiful pictures of a beautiful young brown woman, that’s representation we don’t get elsewhere.If a White girl said it, it’d be doing nothing but reinforcing the idea that White women are the end all and be all to beauty and that everyone must be compared to their standards.

I’m sorry to say but throwing about false equivalences as if everything exists in a vacuum makes you look like a buffoon, and ignoring historical and present social and cultural conditions does not make your point any more solid than shooting it with a full clip would.

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elievers:

everybody-loves-barbie:

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

I have had the ‘egg’ pronouncing argument.

uh, guys, there’s only one way to pronounce egg…?

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killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

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fakefendi:

urkahscapuj:

"WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT?!?!?"

OH BOO BOO YOU GOT ME FUCKED UP

fakefendi:

urkahscapuj:

"WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT?!?!?"

OH BOO BOO YOU GOT ME FUCKED UP

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virused:

list of people i like:

  1. dogs

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